By Carl Ritchie and Elise Dewsberry

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Auditions July 26-27

Comedy / Farce

Real estate broker Susan Strathcona wants to hold an open house, sell a condo and earn her commission. Frustrating her attempts are the owner’s fiancé who is bursting to prove his masculinity; the little old sex-pot next door with her deadly herbs and a scorpion named “Shirley”; the international police on the trail of the mysterious “Phantom” and a rival real estate agent who will don any disguise in his attempts to steal the listing. Oh, yes. And the owner—who is dead and laid out on the sofa! An uproariously funny farce.

Production Team

• Director – Martin Vidal

Characters (3 w, 2 m)

• Susan Strathcona – A struggling real estate agent who is trying to quit smoking. Tall, attractive, 40.
• Prudence Woburn – The sweet old lady who lives next door. Has led a rather colorful life.
• Brock Palmerston – A tall, dark, and handsome male model.
• Warren Danforth – A successful and unscrupulous real estate agent for a rival firm. Short. Plays multiple parts.
• Agent Dana Highway – Interpol Agent. A “nothing by the facts”-type who has been in therapy all her life.
• Daphne – The dead owner.